While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless waste... read more
J.J. AdlerDirector
Will GrahamDirector
Jon WattsDirector
Darbi WorleyZesty Lewis
Michael GnatAnti-Gay Marriage Group Director
10 minutes
2010-10-08
The Onion
66 days ago
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